Ivana |18| Chicago

Not even stars last forever.

 

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

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vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

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spanglishpapi:

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

spanglishpapi:

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

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Ryan: It tastes like dead children.

Michael: How many times have you tasted that before?

Ryan: You can't just open up the book of my life to the middle.

a-lesbillion:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

a-lesbillion:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

bootykitchen:

nedahoyin:

pastel-gizibe:

yung-nile:

sarajevomoja:

faleeshm0:

taint3ed:

chinaija:

brownglucose:

care free black boys

aww i love this!

YOOOOOOO THAT WAS LIVEEEEEEEE

LOVE THISSS. <3

freakin adorable

CUTIESSSSSSSSSS

That last part though! Get itttttt

OMG..

:DDDD

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timothydelaghetto:

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

LMFAO


We are not staying at Moe’s.Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.And she’s a mean drunk.

We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.

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